What the heck is this? What the petroleum jelly? However you look at
it it’s messed up. But what about all the jelly fish in the whirlpool of life?
I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. I have the worst craving for
a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But seriously, who would have thought
we’d be here dreading all the associations? Certainly not me. Actually, I
was dreading massaging the absence of field to tell you the truth.
Speaking of truth, what’s the deal with all the phony commercials?
Sometimes I sit in front of the tube, but what I really feel like doing is
banging my head against the lies. Can you dig it my mother? Coz I can
really get into the swing of things if I tried. Phew! That was a mouthful.
I think I’ll just chill for a while and take a few of these truth serums