“It’s a Small World” by L.K. Thayer

heart in abyss
Ya, you know this OKCupid site?
Ya, a lot of hits and misses.
This dating thing is outta control.
A one stop shop
wham bam thank you ma’am,
coffee bean, tea or me,
dutch treat, trick or treat,
hey what’s your sign, wine and dine
text me when it’s over.
You got me?
Mostly gay divorcee’s that aren’t gay.
Lot’sa types who have never lived alone that say,
“I’m easy going, no drama”
What the hell happened then??
Did they go through their marriage in a coma?
Get thrown out on their ear?
Just put one flip flop in front of the other
and they wound up in the dog house,
bowling too many gutter balls,
ya just struck out…
Right pal?
How the hell am I gonna date a guy who lives in Annaheim?
The last time I was in Annaheim,
I was stuck in swirling teacups with “It’s a small world after all”  playing over and over
…getting seasick.
What is all this Mickey Mouse & Minnie live happily ever after crap?
After what??
After 4 marriages?
After the rice falls?
After the spare tire & the love handles take over?
After the after shock?
After the dinner mints have dissolved?
Hey, the gist is, I don’t need a seismologist
to know, just because a guy has a big…portfolio
(dick)
I’m gonna trot into the sunset singing happy trails partner.
Sheesh,
Hi yo hock your silver, and away buddy boy,
Cause hang on Buster,
this is gonna be one hell of a
bumpy ride.
© 2013
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8 comments

  1. Alexis Rhone Fancher · April 12, 2013

    Great work, as always, Lisa. So glad to see you stirring things up at the Juice Bar!

    • lkthayer · April 12, 2013

      Thanks my dear Alexis! Ha! 🙂

  2. Joel · April 12, 2013

    Lisa, you’re an amazing poet and artist. Thank you for sharing, creating, existing

    • lkthayer · April 12, 2013

      Thanks Joel!!

      Sent from my iPhone

  3. Susan Hayden · April 12, 2013

    Like a cross between Carmela Soprano + Vinnie Barbarino!! Thanks Gawd The Juice Bar + LK Thayer are back-in-action. Steamroll ’em, Baby. <3/SH

    • lkthayer · April 12, 2013

      Thanks so much Susan!!! Great comment! Ha!

  4. Mitch · April 12, 2013

    Gripppppping…. Lisa back to her best with zest and power in every stroke of the pen! ~x~

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