Photo by L.K. Thayer – Women’s March, Los Angeles – 01.21.17

“Please listen to our full menu as our options have changed: Press 1 for alternative facts / Press 2 for an explanation of emollients vs. the emoluments clause / Press 3 for fashion tips from Kellyanne Conway / Press 4 for denial & anger / Press 5 for bargaining, depression & acceptance / Press 6 for lead us not into temptation of nuclear war / Press 7 if you’d like to purchase a bomb shelter / Press 8 if you’d like to purchase a Gwenyth Paltrow yoni rock to hurl at the White House / Press 9 if you’d like to hear the Trump administration sing Kanye West’s “Wolves” / Or Press 0 if you’d like to speak with Mick Jagger, who can’t always get what you want, but you might find he can sometimes get what you need…”

• Rich Ferguson