“Everybody’s An Expert” by Kay Bess

Everybody’s an expert.
Go to a surgeon,
he’ll tell you to have surgery.
Go to a hairdresser,
she’ll tell you you’re in need of a haircut.
Go to a bankruptcy attorney,
he’ll tell you to file.
Go to a priest,
he’ll tell you to confess.

If you ask me,
I’d say
to announce your arrival.

Then have a pint of beer
and get over yourself.

Kay Bess

(Kay’s Blog “Sometimes Life…”)

© 2011